幽默不单单是一种情绪，一种性格，更是一种能力。它反映了我们对待事物的态度，只有心胸豁达，看得开的人，才有幽默的可能，而这种幽默的表现也意味着我们有更大的担当。　　幽默是...

　　A man walks into a bar and orders a beer。 He takes his first sip and sets it down。 While he is looking around the bar， a monkey swings down and steals the ...

　Once there was a blind。　　从前有个瞎子。　　One day when he was walking， he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping。　　一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在...

　　An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog。 His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck。 Shock...

　 Thoroughly clean the toilet。 Add the required amount o　　f shampoo to the toilet water， and have both lids lifted。 Obtain the cat and soothe him while yo...

　　A little girl asked her Mom， “Mom， may I take the dog for a walk around the block？”　　一个小女孩问她的妈妈，“妈妈，我可以带狗狗去街角散步吗？”　　Mom replies， “...

　　If I Am a Manager　　One day in class， the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager。　　All the students began to write exc...

　　Five Months Older　　大五个月　　The Second World War had begun， and John wanted to join the army， but he was only 16 years old， and boys were allowed to join ...

　　终身保修　　After burying his mother nine months earlier， a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he‘d orig...

　　The Looney Bin　　Late one night at the insane asylum （疯人院）one inmate shouted， “I am Napoleon！”Another one said， ”How do you know？“　　The first inmate sai...

　　热胀冷缩　　老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？　　约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。　　Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand ...

I Don’t Like Her　　Bob goes to a new school.　　One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.　　“I don’t like her, M...

　　joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village。 the weather was very warm， there was a lot of dust everywhere， and by half past twelve， they were ver...

　1、Endearing terms　　英语幽默故事：可爱的称呼　　Bernie was invited to his friend‘s home for dinner。 Morris， the host， preceded every request to his wife by en...

　A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding。 After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to t...

　　Once there were three blind mice who lived in a museum。 One evening after the museum had closed and it was very quiet， the first mouse crawled into a huge s...

　　你永远也不会相信这件事　　The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s。 Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to...

　　There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000....

　　Tom is a little boy　　Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a tic...

　　我的汤里有一只死苍蝇　　史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇．　　服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的．　　Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup....